How dare you cheat with a long time friend? How dare you sacrifice love for an orgasm? Rossie Brovent is suing her tattoo artist ex, Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, Ohio for $100,000. Why? Because she’s a pile of shit for cheating on him and he let the world know. Exactly how did he pull this off? Well, she claims that he was supposed to be inking her back with a scene from Narnia. What did he do? Tattoo a pile of shit with flies buzzing around it smack dab on the middle of her back. After Ryan found out she was cheated with his homie, he stayed calm, cool, and collected and came up with his plan of revenge. The dumb thing for Rossie is that she signed a consent form that states that the design was “at the artist’s discretion”. I guess his impression of the Narnia fairytale was just shitty. The Scarlet letter has nothing on this. This will go down in history as one of the best acts of revenge by a lover scorned. Every time she looks in the mirror, she has to be reminded of being a pile of shit for cheating on him.
