Honestly, I only think she's really this upset about the whole thing because her vagina obviously hasn't been properly maintained for awhile. She's going to have to live with the hairy vag jokes. Ladies, if you're a celebrity and you're going pantiless, there's always that chance that a paparazzo is going to get that valued crotch shot so it's your responsibility to keep it tight and right. That vag hair doesn't look like a little stubble. It looks like a full bush. It's so hairy that you...