20 Month Erection From Riding It

I know boys like to refer to their toys as bad bitches but a 20 month erection?! Hmmm…. A guy is moving forward in suing BMW North America and Corbin Pacific blaming them for a 20 month long erection he claims was caused by riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle. Bwahahhahahhahaha! This shit is too funny. Check out the story courtesy of Vibe:

According to Courthouse News Service in California, the “ridge-like” seat sparked the sensation and dealt him a “severe case of priapism (a persistent erection)” that’s still occurring since his September 2010 joyride.

Though men and women have complained about the narrow “banana” bike seats causing numbness in the nether region, Henry Wolf’s case is the first of its severity.

The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit, filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday, alleges that the companies are responsible for his penile problem and his inability to engage in sexual activity. Wolf is suing for lost wages, medical costs, mental anguish and “general damage.” –Adelle Platon

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